This is why.

I went to the dentist today for a checkup.

The usual.

You know...teeth look pretty good, but you don't floss enough usual.

Okay, Mr. and Mrs. Dentist, do you want to know why I don't floss enough??


I walked into the house after my appointment. I set down the free toothbrush and floss from the dentist. I went into the kitchen to start dinner.


Within 10 minutes, I had an almost 3 year old carrying around about five yards of floss, wrapped around both his teeth and his toes.

And shortly after...splash. Jordan had tossed the remaining floss into the toilet.


And THAT is why I don't floss enough.