Heard a few minutes ago:
Daddy: What do you want for dinner?
Daddy: No, we don't eat cookies for dinner. Cookies are dessert.
Xavier: Cookies?? Okay, cookies. (his oh-so-convincing way of trying to get us to give in)
Daddy: No, you have to eat something first. Do you want chicken?
Daddy: Do you want soup?
Daddy: Do you want noni (macaroni)?
Xavier: Cooookkkieeeeeess (whining).